*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives, via greetings)

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom


it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

(via collapsed)

25 Jul 14 at 3 am

(Source: wondersify, via sorryidk)

25 Jul 14 at 2 am


can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

(via minimangina)


Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name


(via minimangina)

video games don’t make us violent, lag does

(Source: dimwited, via imbarely)

24 Jul 14 at 11 pm

(Source: drink-slow, via idiohtic)


Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via dysfunctunal)

24 Jul 14 at 8 pm

Margaret Atwood, The Edible Woman (via narobe)

(Source: larmoyante, via innixi)

"Being a person is getting too complicated."

24 Jul 14 at 7 pm

(Source:, via azeoa)


sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

(via murlamae)